Sometimes, when I get bored, I browse through the search terms that lead to this blog. Many of them make sense. Some of them make me laugh. A few of them are inquiries that totally must be explored further. I just picture people typing some of this stuff in while looking like this. (And, yes, I just wanted to use this picture again because it cracks me up.)
“sam’s happy birthday workout”
Are you Sam or do you just want to awkwardly sweat on his birthday? Either way, try this workout. Then eat some cake, because sprinkles.
“how does two months baby look like”
Grammar aside, I’m still not sure how to answer this. Are you looking for sonogram photos or two month old babies? I’ll need more information.
“i am spoiling myself day by day”
High freaking five. I’m not sure if you were saying that in a negative or positive sense, but I commend you. Spoil away.
“meaning of fit in pregnancy”
Easy. Fit dis pizza in my mouth. But, seriously, here are my thoughts on that issue. Warning: I have a lot of them.
“birthday boards for classrooms”
I miss the being in the classroom a little bit, so excuse me if I get a little misty eyed over this one. That being said, I was pretty horrible at making great birthday boards, so I’ve got nothing for you. I was awesome at dressing up as random characters or decorating my door, though.
“wine glasses with 5 oz line”
The older I get, the more I realize that wine portion control is for the birds. But if you’re still searching for help with that endeavor, read this post.
“why home gyms suck”
Hey now, they don’t all suck. I happen to like mine. Am I using it much? Nope. So maybe you have a point. Touché, master Googler. Touché.
“life twists and turns”
Oh, sister. I feel you. Life is wild.
Thank you so much for searching this. You’ve made my day. Now that I’m done giggling like a thirteen-year-old, I’m going to pretend that you are talking about stability balls.
“meal prepping and avocados”
Those don’t really go together. I don’t know if you are some sort of wizard, but no matter what I do I can’t get an avocado to stay nice and green for longer than five minutes after I cut it. Tips are appreciated. Wait, maybe I need to Google that.
If you have a blog, what is the weirdest search term that led to you? If you don’t, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve Googled. C’mon, be honest. We’re all friends here. 😉