Happy Saturday, you guys! Last night I went to Logan’s birthday party. It was perfect. Family, friends, and karaoke. I ended up singing a haunting rendition of Hallelujah. Like, for real, it’s going to haunt people’s dreams. I’m a terrible singer. I also danced, even though I swore I was never going to do that again. I never learn my lesson. It’s inevitable that I will continue to embarrass myself for the remainder of my life.
What did I learn from this video? I don’t dance, I just jump around. Kris Kross would be proud.
In typical me fashion, I was poorly prepared for my long run today. I stayed out until ELEVEN. Right? That’s extremely late for me. I got really lucky, though, and Maddux slept a little better than he has been lately. Score one for team mom!
Today, Ryne decided out of nowhere to run with me. Pretty much made my life. We went a bit slower than I was supposed to, but that was fine by me. I was just glad to have someone to run with for once. Another awesome part of the day was running to and from my parents’ house, because we ran straight back to lunch.
My dad seriously makes the best kale. Oh, and I love butter and sour cream. Best lunch ever? Quite possibly. After lunch we hung out for a bit and then got ready for my cousin’s engagement party. Maddux dominated the corn hole game. Like, wouldn’t let anyone else use it. Oops
He also tried to eat a dirty golf ball and then made everyone eat bread he had already chewed on. He was totally the life of the party. Right now, Ryne and I are watching the Miami/Florida St game. I can’t focus on the game, because I’m busy wondering why my legs are sore after 8 “easy” miles. I am out of shape. Either that or my form is awful. Which is very likely considering I was doing some fancy footwork in order to avoid tripping over acorns. I now hate acorns.
And since this has turned into a ramble-fest, I’ll leave you with that. Acorns suck. How do you feel about acorns?
Wait, I’m not done. Talking about acorns reminds me of a random story. So last school year a third grader asked me if I’ve ever eaten squirrel nuts. Seriously. I might have really thought he meant actual animal parts. Okay, I definitely did. So I tried to avoid the question, but he went on and on about them. He said, “I boiled ’em and dipped ’em in honey. It was so gross!” Y’all. I could have died. Then he mentioned something about them falling all over his yard. Oh, thank goodness. That would have been disgusting. The end.