Will y’all do me a favor? Say a prayer for my mom because she’s having surgery tomorrow. She’s totally got this, but extra prayers never hurt anything now do they?
PS: I guess now you have to start liking the color pink, Mom. And rhinestones. I’ve seen a lot of pink rhinestone ribbon-emblazoned stuff online, so you better just accept the fact that I’m buying you all of it. I love you, but it’s happening. I think I’m also going to bedazzle your new blender, for good measure.
PPS: Cancer, you suck. You’re tacky and I hate you.