One of the best parts about having a blog is reading the search terms that lead to said blog. They run the gamut from simple (“running”) to outrageous (“reasons for thick placenta”). Yes, both of those have led to me. Sometimes I truly wonder if people actually type that *&^% into their computers. They do. And somehow, they find me. I honestly feel a little bad, because I know that sometimes they don’t find the answers they were looking for when they end up at Run Pretty. Until today.
“are cheese grits good after running”
Cheese grits are good for everything. Period.
“34 weeks pregnant and i have hair growing everywhere”
Well, I’m guessing it’s normal. I’m not a doctor, but you probably aren’t turning into a werewolf. Probably.
“what do babys feel when we rum our bellys”
They feel drunk. Really drunk. If you meant “what do babies feel when we rub our bellies?”, then well, I don’t know. I can’t speak for them. And I can’t remember being in utero. I suppose I can’t help with this one.
“bagel cream cheese addiction”
It’s normal, and there is light at the end of the tunnel. You will relapse, though. Frequently. But that’s okay.
“fripp island golf cart rentals”
Crap. I can’t help with this one, either. Instead, I’ll just show you a sweet picture of me kissing a deer in Fripp. Dang, now “kissing a deer” is going to lead to me.
“third trimester sexy”
I’m disturbed. I hope you found what you were looking for elsewhere. Ew.
“quinoa black bean garlic tomato jalapenos avocados”
1) Kudos for the long search term string of words. That takes dedication. 2) You should make Mexican quinoa, stat!
“george clooney body”
Man, I want to see that right about now, too. I think I know what led you here, though. Sorry that it wasn’t what you were looking for. If you find a link, come back and let me know. 😉
“rose hill estate cottage in aiken south carolina it felt spooky”
That’s because something awful happened there. Psych. I got married there. Which, to Ryne, might be an awful event. Speaking of, before we got married, one of my students told me that weddings go like this: “Mr. Ryne, do you take Mrs. Presley to be your awful wedded wife? Kiss the bride.” She was probably right.
“places to eat, bachelorette party, hilton head”
Shut up. I love Hilton Head. And I eat there. A lot. I had a bachelorette party there, too. Whoever searched this, can we be best friends? More importantly, can you invite me to this bachelorette party? I swear I’m a blast. I can tell you where WE should eat.
“headbands from somewhere with frog in the name”
Busted. I don’t have an answer for this. However, I can tell you that my favorite head bands are Chickbands!
“as many opinions as possible”
…is always a good thing. Bonus points if you change your opinion on everything frequently.
“key west girl”
“cute blonde holding a baby swag”
I’m so confused. How did this lead to me… TWICE?
“sammy watkins cake”
Well, that’s easy. Bake a cake. Then put a baby dressed as Sammy Watkins on top.
“pretzel bathing suit”
I had one, but I ate it.
If you are looking for your
pictures, you are out of luck. If you don’t care who’s in the pictures, you just won the Google lottery! You can look at mine!
…don’t exist. Sriracha is what dreams are made of, not nightmares. If you ate sriracha and had a nightmare, you didn’t make my Sweet and Spicy Tofu. If you make it, you won’t have a nightmare ever again. That statement has not been FDA approved.
You are welcome. Everything you’ve never wanted to know has been answered. 😉 If you blog, what is the best search term you’ve seen? If you don’t blog, have you ever gotten on someone else’s computer and seen their past searches? Always a hoot.