Life likes to mix it up from time to time, ya know? I like to picture life as a board game. What, you don’t? There are so many twists and turns in the path. You just have to keep on rolling the dice to see where you’ll end up next.
Here are the twists that almost pissed me off. Luckily, I have a pretty rad sense of humor. 😉
I said I was going to lose 5 pounds.
Twist: I’m pretty sure I’ve gained one so far.
Maddux started sleeping like a rock again.
Twist: He’s now teething and has allergies.
I decided to cut back on dairy.
Twist: I had cheese in every meal yesterday.
I bookmarked a dress to wear to an event.
Twist: I’m uninvited. No, really.
I was going to win the lottery.
Twist: I don’t play the lottery. Like, ever.
I was jacked about getting my hair cut today.
Twist: My hairdresser rescheduled.
I was excited about a new job for the summer.
Twist: I haven’t heard from them.
I was supposed to pick up a book from the library yesterday.
Twist: I’ve been wait-listed.
I was going to make a new dinner tonight.
Twist: The grocery store let me down. Haters.
Maddux said what I believe was his first word.
Twist: It wasn’t mama.
Ryne and I were going to watch Downton Abby last night.
Twist: We passed out.
I’ve been trying to take a laid-back approach to life.
I was going to complain about these things.
Twist: I’m blessed beyond measure.
I hope you have a great day today no matter what life throws at you next! 😉 Obviously I’ve just listed some minor annoyances in my life, so feel free to call me out on that. I just actually like to hold the big stuff in until I finally explode. It’s totally healthy.
Seriously, though, try to see the positive today. It’s there, no matter how hard you have to look.
Just when I think I won’t make any more nerdy junk on PicMonkey, that happens. Sorry. Kind of.