I haven’t recapped our weekends in a while, but we’ve been doing some pretty fun stuff. All toddler-themed, of course, because I’m secretly trying to butter him up before his brother comes. I mean, I’m going to need him to understand why his mom all of a sudden looks and acts like a haggard, sleepy wench. It’s just the truth, y’all. Anyway, I’ll keep this short and sweet since I’m trying to recap a month’s worth of weekends in a single post. Sentence-per-picture sounds about right to me. Let’s get on with it, shall we?
When we met up with some friends in HHI, he repeatedly chose Maddy’s daughter over me.
I got over it, because I immediately fell back in love with blackened shrimp and chose them over everything else.
We tried to take a “brother kissing belly” photo and only succeeded in being extremely awkward, per usual.
Skullcreek Boathouse is the best because they keep your kids quiet, and that’s all you really need in life.
This is the moment I realized that Maddux really can’t read a crowd… at all.
The next weekend, we hit up Myrtle Beach for a pirate-themed dinner show, because #bestparentsever.
Everyone but me got in the lazy pee pool, because I just can’t trust a pool that people stay in for hours at a time.
We may be in a serious ice-cream-and-frozen-yogurt-every-daggum-day routine at the moment.
We were leaving the mall, and he spotted this “awesome” race from a mile away.
The kid has got mad skills, but they all involve making his helicopter mom and dad incredibly nervous.
Nothing like some high school football and flirting with older ladies, am I right?
I’m not sure if he was getting into his role as a Tiger or just trying to be as loud and wild as possible.
Obvious rule #1 of papier-mâché tractor riding: No smiling allowed.
Yeah, that’s about all we’ve been doing for the past month or two. I can’t say that my interests are all that much different than his, so I’m pretty stoked he’s my kid. I can’t wait to have two boys to go on adventures with, because it just means more of everything, right? Right.
PS: I’ll be back to regular posting soon because I’m going to force myself to get back in the habit. Are you laughing? Seriously. It’s happening.